The Aion Experience

Aion is a visually stunning game, a treat for the eyes. Unfortunately, there are tards the world over who derive much pleasure from defecating all over it. We’re all extremely familiar with the gold selling scum that not only infested our chat channels but also shared their bad breath and spittle in our ears with their constant invasion of whispers. I think most of us will agree that we should be allowed to line them along the top of a high cliff and take turns punting them off – furthest wins all their loot.

But it’s not just the RMT scum that can momentarily destroy your pleasant gaming experience – other gamers can be just as bad, and no, now with the dribble they mess up out chat channels with. Oh no no, these prepubescent midgets can annoy us just by BEING there. For this weeks Screenshot Sunday, I’m going to share my recent captures of the “can’t believeoccurrence their not a rare ” moronically named players.

And the stupid name award goes too…

Going against all countdown rules, I’m going to showcase the biggest twat first because I want his image off my open tabs…

It takes less brain molecules to work out what the name is than it took this idiot to think of it, chuckle at how zomg funny he was and then type it in. Which I can almost guarantee he misspelt at least once as he would have had to think and type at the same time. With a name like that, you just know that’s not possible.

Moving on we have foubich’s girlfriend, who apparently has an issue with being called babe. Probably because the name is tacked onto the end of foubich’s statement when used. I apologize for the small image, she was running away as I was trying to capture it and as I didn’t know her real name, the momentary brain fart of trying to think of anything other than Babe to call out meant she got pretty far away…

Still in the same family, we have sister Tinytits here – at least she not only has a name, but it’s also fitting given she was small enough to mistake for a mouse on speed -  she zipped across my screen and at that size, it’s an easy mistake to make. Good for PvP I understand that, but I’ll be amazed if she makes it to level 50 without someone screaming mouse and kicking her halfway across the continent. If you’re ever fighting and hear a teeny tiny squeal, remember this post and look up to see if there’s a pair of tiny tits being punted overhead.

What’s worse than thinking of a stupid name? Not being able to think of any name and then thinking THAT’s a good name to use. Ironic guild name, I can only assume that they’re certainly not big where it counts – brain capacity.

While not much better, at least some thought has gone into it… I think. I have to at least give some kudos for this one as I did half smirk. HALF smirk….

Of course, I understand how hard it can be to think of a name. I do, I get it. I had a bit of trouble coming up with both Alexan and Dewinters name. A very tempting thought is to add extra letters, double letters or misspellings of the name you really want in order to get it. But… you can go too far.

Boom. I get it. Cool name. But really? You didn’t stop and think that maybe, just maybe that might be one too many o’s in there?

And no, cracking the shits and smashing your fingers in a fit of nerd rage to result with Bobobobobobobobo is not the answer either. Although it was kinda fun for a split second to experience what you must have felt to give the example.

The next character could possible have a wooden stick shoved up her patootie and used as a sign by Bobo…bobobobo in response to my criticism…

Hrm, that’s a good idea… I’m sure I could use a Byteme character on a stick in quite a few situations. I know I have at least one BC run coming up on my characters. That said, I do like that it’s Byteme… on a computer game… clever.

Inducing nothing more than a groan and a roll of the eyes is “Getinmybelly”. Um… no thanks.

And last (for this week), but by no means last is this guy:

Is he the winner? No, they’re all winners in my book. But this guy gets a special mention because no only do I believe his name is a fun game of opposites and I’m sure grouping with him would be an experience of over pulling, aggro inducing, lack of healing fun fest, but also because of the stance. That’s just pure win right there. Doesn’t it just make you want to whisper…”I take of my robes and wizard hat…” 100% Cyber worthy. I’m going to practice that stance in the grocery store queues…

All characters reside on the Nezekan realm, unofficial Aussie server which makes it automatic bogan central. No characters were harmed in the making of this post. Stay tuned for following weeks where you might find yourself posted for the world to see. If you have a stupid name on your server, please feel free to capture a screenshot and email it through to me along with your characters name and the server the tard resides on!

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