After doing the “And the stupid name award goes too…” blog post two weeks ago, I’ve been passing so many more stupid names that I quickly came to realise it was not going to be a once off. I swear every time I turn around I’m reaching for the Print Screen button. How many morons make it past log in to create a character?!
This week we’re kicking it off with a real winner.
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The epitome of intelligence, this guy is just pure win. Yes please, serve them up…
And spicyball’s brother. Ooooh, he means bow as in what he’s shooting with? Erm… firing arrows with? Well still, shouldn’t it be “feel my ARROW?” Or, is he that Ranger that goes around whacking people with his bow and complaining that Rangers are just TOO HARD!
Another relative of the yokel family. I can’t decide what I want more – for this to be a stupid teenager thinking he’s the funniest thing since South Park, or … a spelling error. Because sadly, I’d be LESS surprised if it was a spelling error given the drivel I see being used in the chat channels.
I can only assume this is the grumpy relative… I wonder if he gets a lot of groups?
The adopted child who wishes nothing more than to return to the orphanage each night before Uncle Upyours and Feelmybow come in for their nightly visit.
Aaaand, moving on.
Another family I ran past through out this week was the Hooters.
Bon Bon’s from hell? Big Brother from hell? The Bed and Breakfast from hell overnight stay? Ooooh, is it maybe Boobies from hell? Because of course THAT’s what ever man dreams off when he pictures a woman’s chest. Boobies risen from the hell below to bite off your face.
Aaaand I’m going to assume that is boobies from hell’s boyfriend.
There must be a lot of families play, because here’s BBfromhell’s sister. Or would that be Bigdumdude’s sister? Or maybe both…? /shudder
I hardly doubt she (he?) is either of those words – or the guild name for that matter. Common theme amongst the female characters of this family. I’m pretty sure the men’s names are actual descriptions however.
This is either another brother, or someone that just likes the boobie sisters.
I’m REALLY hoping this isn’t a family member lol. I realise there’s a myriad of porno’s out there based around that style of name, hopefully this is more the case of a deeply disturbed depressed Emo child. Original I will give her that. Oh so slightly thought provoking for the split second between “what does that say” and “what a stupid name”…
WARNING: The following images may offend.
Moving on to another family, we have this first member. Either they really like the cheese, or it could be taken as an insult to Aboriginies which, given we’re on the Oceanic server, I’m thinking it’s not a morning treat.
And here is his dipshit brother. Again, I can only assume it’s meant in a nasty way and I hope that someone from Aion reads this and addresses the issue.
I ummed and aahed about posting this one as I’m sorry, but that’s just not right at all. My only reason for posting is that I hope someone from Aion see it and will force a name change.
All characters reside on the Nezekan realm, unofficial Aussie server which makes it automatic bogan central. No characters were harmed in the making of this post. Stay tuned for following weeks where you might find yourself posted for the world to see. If you have a stupid name on your server, please feel free to capture a screenshot and email it through to me along with your characters name and the server the tard resides on!
The first guy made me laugh… does that make me immature
I’ll try to get some of these names for my server too, but for some reason, I don’t see as many as you… but maybe I’ll see some cool ones now that I’m looking!
There are plenty of dimwits on the Elyos side of Nezekan too.
lol. I can see why you had to break the post up into two segments!
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