Go Ping Yourself!
Oct18
Warning: This is a very passion filled ranty post. If you can’t handle it, stop reading now and go play with a ball of yarn…
A frustration that very few people will share with me is reading comments along the lines of, “zomg!! I have 200 ping and can’t even play, this is insane!!!”
Why does this bug me? Well, being in Australia and connecting to US servers, a good day for me is 600 ms. On average, at prime playing times, I still consider 1500 ok and playable. By 2000 I might consider finding something else to do…
No, there are no Aussie servers to connect to. And no, we can’t connect to Asian servers because guess what, I can’t speak Chinese!!
What also bugs me is reading comments such as:
I don’t understand why people waste KE on things like dash attack or ambush. If you ambush you have loads of time to cast KE. If you’re lagging too much you need to fix that up because this game isn’t for the slow to react.
Or when someone replied to my video ages ago with “Why are u so slow at using skills, or chainskill” …
Um… why? WHY?! Because we have a near constant 1 – 2 second delay on everything we do and NO, there is nothing we can do to fix it!! If I had $1 for every comment along the lines of ping, slowness or the like, I’d have enough money to move overseas and bask in the unplayableness that is 200 ping.
*takes a deep breath…*
Fortunately, some aussies have it a bit better than us – for us personally, we not only have the “Aussie connecting to an overseas server lag“, we also have the “Telstra f—king suck b—ls and won’t do right by customers“, tripled by the “we moved to one of the fastest expanding areas in the state and the backhaul (rim) can’t cope with the influx of use…. and Telsta won’t f—king do anything to fix it“. For those unaware, Telstra holds a monopoly on pretty much all internet connections in the country and is also now a private run company, which means their number one priorities are their shareholders. Speak to any online gamer who is rim-blocked by them and you’ll get pretty much the same response you read here.
For this week’s “Screenshot Sunday”, I thought I would share my various ping levels, captured anywhere from 8am to 11pm over the past week…







